Toddlers!


Moms, SAHM or working or whatever, we all know this. Toddlers are a handful! They will really test your patience down to the last drop!

I found these hilarious quotes about toddlers to give you a good laugh today. Enjoy!

"Having a two-year-old is like having a blender without having the top for." - Jerry Seinfeld

"Cleaning the house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing." - Phyllis Diller

 "When kids hit one year old, it's like hanging out with a miniature drunk. You have to hold onto them. They bump into things. They laugh and cry. They urinate. They vomit. " - Johnny Depp

 "You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance." - Franklin P. Jones

 "Silence is golden - unless you have a toddler. In that case, silence is very, very suspicious." - Anonymous



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